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Published on Wednesday, 02 October 2013 08:15
Hello you rick-wrappin, cracka-lackin, hammock-nappin, squack backers,
Here’s the weekly POC Newsletter:
Some dirtbags headed to the Red for Muir Valley’s Trail Day and some climbinses. They ran into some POC alums, but more importantly, they met Ashima, a 12 year old Chinese chick who climbs 5.14 and needs to get her hair fixed desperately. She’s a star, and I’m pretty jealous.
The mountain bikers went to the Brown County Breakdown last weekend, where they brokedown on some sick nasty rad sauce brand spankin new mountain bikes. Also, the POC has four new mountain bikes that ride like a dream (if you’re into to that pansy shit. They really run like badass mofo rough tough gazelles).
Some Men With Calves participated in a Windmill ride the other day. These cyclers cycled their roadbikes right up to the windfarm north of campus. All-in-all, it was about 45 miles long.
9 kayakers, mostly beginners, went to the East Race over the weekend. It was some of their first times on the water. Like usual, the POC has taken the adventure virginity of its new members.
Get your gear in. Like now. If you have gear without our permission, we are very frustrated with you. If you’re holding onto gear, we will revoke your membership to the club. You have until Wednesday. On Thursday, we will begin checking out gear for P-fest so watch your email to see when the closet will be open.
Certified drivers need to turn in their web certification page to the Club Sports office. Immediately.
Tomorrow, Max will be holding a tutorial on how to clean a climbing route. If you are belay certified and you don’t know how to clean, you should come. If you are belay certified and you have no idea what cleaning is, you should come. If you are not belay certified, don’t worry about it at this point. Watch your email so you know when this will be held.
And that, you hack-dog, jump-frog, butt-sog, leaf peeper, is this week’s POC Newsletter. Now off you go to get an adventure boner.
Relax and Look Ahead,
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